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Welcome to The Adventures of Captain Phlemschzois.

The Adventures of Captain Phlemschzois is about the adventures of the Captains of the Universe. Captain Phlemschzois is by far the most famous Captain. Some say it's because he protects the largest Division in the Universe; others say it's because of his tremendous efforts and value to ending UWI and UWII. Either way, don't mess with the Captain.


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DNR, Unless You Want to R. Then I Guess You Should R.

Cellsminions
Posted by Cellsminions
July 14th, 2010, 10:44 pm
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If you're visiting this site, you may notice that there hasn't been much (relevant) updating in the last (hundred) months. We, the authors, have been leading extremely busy lives, and between gluing our eyes to the TV and dressing up like Daleks to scare people, we haven't had any time to draw these wonderfully done illustrations we've been doing.

If you haven't heard already, I'm done with Adobe Illustrator. We've hugged, said our goodbyes, and signed the divorce papers. With that, the many sprites I'd been using are all but deleted, which is to say that they have not been deleted. I'm working with Flash now, and we've had a wonderful several months together. If you're not disturbed by my mentionings of relationships with software, then you'll be invited to the wedding.

We did have this story planned out to an end, but sadly, the illustrating took too much time and did not seem worth it. Maybe it will be turned into a fantastic novel your kid will read in the future. It's currently Plan Beta3Sigma on our money-making schemes, so you'll just have to wait and see. Who knows, I may be posting coupons for the book here. In the future.

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WALLPAPERS

Cellsminions
Posted by Cellsminions
February 13th, 2010, 10:03 pm
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I've been thinking about doing some Phlemschzois-related Wallpapers. I'll do pretty much any suggestion, so just ask for it if you can think of it. I really need to keep this computer-drawing thing constant or I'll start to suck again and it won't be fun as I spend 20 hours of my afternoon trying to make gradients wrap around tangelos. So, yeah. Suggest something.

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Spaceman New Features Are Over Ten Thousand!

Cellsminions
Posted by Cellsminions
December 27th, 2009, 7:04 pm
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I'm sure you're not used to seeing two news posts posted so close together, but neither am I.

Running through the SmackJeeves profile of The Adventures of Captain Phlemschzois, I noticed some features that I had not read earlier due to their containment of large words. Now when you go to the most recent comic, you will no longer be tempted to click the "Next" button to go to the next comic. Sadly, only my computer can spit out comics from the future. Also, If you click on the comic itself, your browser will magically go to the next comic! *(Also doesn't work on most recent comic. Fool.)

In other news, you should scroll down to the bottom of this page. Right now. I'll wait. Seriously, go ahead.

The counter at the bottom has reached ten-thousand and continues to grow! At this rate, we'll get 100,000 views in nine more years! GO US! You can do your part and peruse our collection of comics, or you can simply refresh this page over and over and over again! Either way, doing these are sure to bring you to your life goal of finding a ring of power by chance, so pull out those energy drinks and start clicking!

-Derek

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Christmas Breaks Trends

Cellsminions
Posted by Cellsminions
December 18th, 2009, 2:24 pm
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First off, I'd like to apologize for the lack of updates and for the ones not sticking to the story line. We're trying to pick up the pace over break, and that lasts until January 3rd of next year. You see, I had originally planned for this particular story line (oh yes, it's only the first) to take exactly one year, but things did not go to plan and motivation seemed to be completely lost in the vastness of schoolwork and autumns. You didn't think this comic was the only thing we did, did you? In fact, I know that the only thing that Forge knows are fine dining and breathing.

On another note, Welcome! Weary travelers of the internet. Your travels here have been noticed in a continuously increasing trend. That's right! More visitors! What started from roughly ten unique visitors per month, it gradually increased into the twenties and thirties and finally the fifties last month. That's when we got excited. I retold the numbers to my friends with my thoughts. "There couldn't possibly be more!". Well, internet, you've proved me wrong (as you do so often. So very, very often). This month, I watched as the unique visitors per month increase up to 186 per month! So now I ask of you, how did you find out about this? Did some friend recommend it? Did Mystery Google tell you to tape a garden gnome to this website? Keeping us informed allows us to draw in more viewers, and you'll finally be "cool" when you decide to bring this site up in a conversation with your friends.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to buy presents for twenty-six of my closest friends.

-Derek

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Oh Noes!

Cellsminions
Posted by Cellsminions
September 9th, 2009, 5:32 am
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We had some technical difficulties with the hit counter after the SmackJeeves server switch, so we got a new one.

Aside from that, Congratulations to us! Over 100 comics and still going strong.

Aside from that, you may have noticed a new search bar at the bottom of the comics page. This is the new "Oh No Robot" Comics search bar, allowing you to comb through hundreds of comics (I can say that now) with a single click. The only bad part about this being that I have to write out every single comic description. Which is basically writing every single comic over again. I've struggled through the first twelve or so, but the rest should be available to search for in the near future. About five meters from here.

-Derek

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